"What exactly do you MEAN: I am not THAT special?":
I'll win her over with my talents.
"See? I can balance a snowflake on my beak.
NOW can I get onto your blog?":
"NO. no. Pick ME! Look how I stand out amongst the apples!":
"Isn't that JUST like a male? He's not that special, trust me. I dated him once":
"Well, I have yellow AND red in my feathers, so there!":
"Who do you think WON?":
"We both did!":
And everybody was happy.
They flew off into the sunset:Until tomorrow's battle at the birdfeeder.....