Tuesday, May 5, 2009
More Local Police News to Report...!!!
Here is another of our infamous local police news reports (and of course MY THOUGHTS to go with it!):
First one: female leaning over bike, crying.
Now, this could be for several reasons:
a. She is exhausted and so out of shape, she is like me.
b. She just had an argument with her significant other, and after peddling her ass off, she still regrets it.
c. She is crying because she doesn't know how to ride this damn bike and wondering what to do next.
d. She is a play-yah and hoping some hotty guy will come along and ask her WHY she is crying.
e. She is so damn happy to be alive she burst into grateful tears, only to have her world crash around her when some idiot reported her to the police and thereby ruining her day. Thanks. Thanks a hellevua lot is what she is now thinking.
elderly man collecting cans.
1. For God's sake, the man might have been broke and collecting the cans to eat. So, why did they report him, the insensitive bastards.
2. He is trying to green up America...and what happens? Someone reports him to the police. Gheesh!
3. He was the hottie that went to see why the woman on the bike was crying. That's why she was crying and he went back to his business after being shot down.
4. So now it is against the law to make a living?
5. Again, I probably dated him once. (Sigh).
Stay tuned for more exciting local police reports in future posts!!! (The world isn't more exciting than this, folks!)
- The Retired One
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