HART TOWNSHIP, Mich. (AP) — Police say a naked 14-year-old boy taking a walk with a large white poodle has assaulted a woman in Michigan.Sheriff's Lt. Craig Mast says the boy walked away from a behavioral treatment facility Monday. He was strolling unclothed in Hart Township with the dog when he encountered a 53-year-old woman in her yard.Mast says, "The young naked man approached her with this poodle, and she immediately realized something peculiar."They spoke briefly. When the woman took out a cell phone to call for help, the boy pushed her and fled with the phone, which he later broke in half.Deputies found the boy. He's charged in juvenile court with strong-arm robbery and assault.
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Maybe he ate the boy's clothes and maybe the POODLE pushed the woman and stole the cellphone and broke it.
But if the boy says this to the police (in his defense), it isn't like they can ask the poodle if this is true, right?
And, do you think the police would believe the naked boy over the poodle's testimony? Woof! (That's right: WOOF!)
6. Thank goodness they said the poodle was LARGE.
It probably helped cover up a lot of the naked boy.
In fact, it probably covered up more of him than say, a bathing suit would.
So, if the poodle covered him up, was he really naked?
Maybe it was a new fashion statement.
Like a fur coat, only he left the critter keep its fur.
That is more humane, right?
7. So, if it WAS the poodle who was the criminal?
Maybe the police had to go back and get another set of handcuffs (for the poodle's back legs).
Book 'em Dano....for "Slobbering, 101".