2. Not really. (But it could have been).
3. Wonder who called this into the police? The neighbors? The neighbors five blocks away? (Because if it was me, they'd hear me five blocks away).
4. No. Wait. I wouldn't have screamed. I would have dragged my camera out and tried to take a macro of the bug.
5. Maybe taking the macro WHILE SCREAMING.
6. Did they arrest her?
7. Or the bug?