2. More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.
Donkeys, my ass! (sorry, I just couldn't help myself).
So, how exactly does this happen?
The donkeys stomp people to death?
The stench of the donkey kills you?
All criminals are asses, so maybe that's what the statistics mean?
3. Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
Why...whatever do you mean? (she asks coyly, fluttering her eyelashes madly).
Not so, not so..what about SOUTH America?
It would have to be called South AmericaS!!!
5. Shakespeare invented the word "assassination" and "bump."
How do we know it wasn't Shakespeare's WIFE??
Because you know all wives tell husbands what to say!!!
So. Since this was a test by the Study of Animal PROBLEMS ....is this a problem?
Will we have to make righthanded dog dishes or left handed kitty play mouses then?
My question is, how did they get them to stand on the scale to check this.
And, where did they get the same kind of scale to weigh a whale, 30 elephants at once AND 3 greyhound buses????
A wet truck stop scale under water???
Ummm...I don't think I could do this with my messy pants.
And, I would probably need a dramamine for the motion sickness.
So,what is the difference between a nap and sleeping?
So they are saying birds "sleep around"?