For those of you that have just recently joined my blog as a reader, every now and then I do a post about those ridiculous passwords one has to type in when you leave a comment on someone's blog.If you don't normally leave comments (or read blog entry comments), I suggest you do. Just look at the very end of each blog entry and most people will have the word "comments" or "pokes". If you click on it, you can read comments that folks made about the blog entry you just read (and sometimes the author answers back to the comments in the comment section too). It turns out to be a Twitter of its own. Some of the best comedy can be found in the comments sections. 
Anyway, a while back, I started noticing that the stupid made-up-passwords you have to type in (when you leave a comment on someone's blog) were nonsensical and that it might be funny if you could make up actual (equally stupid, but hopefully funny) definitions for those passwords.
So I used the REAL, actual passwords that I had to type in and made my own dictionary to interpret possible meanings for those silly words. Because of the great feedback I got from my readers, now I keep track of the actual made-up passwords forced upon me when I want to leave a comment on someone's blog,--- save them up, and then regularly post my own definitions of them every few weeks.
So here are the TOP TEN actual passwords (and my definitions) for this week:
1. Truslate: This is when you have a lie detector test and the guy giving it to you gives you the true results. (Truth+translate) I would guess that O.J. Simpson did not get a very good truslation result from his lie detector results.
2.Dimpana: When Shirley Temple eats a banana. (For those of you too young, Shirley had a shitload of dimples) (Dimples+banana). It can also mean eating a banana in the semi-darkness.
3. Bledsco: This is the new slang word for the hospital E.R. I mean, most people bleed in the E.R. and it is run like a Cosco, so why not rename it Bledsco?
4. Denab: When you catch the wrong robber, and you have to let him go. (Shit! I thought I nabbed the S.O.B., but the real guy got away!) I hate that when that happens.
5. Mitin: What the three little kitins lost.
6. Refedwor: (pronounced: Re-fed-war). What George W. Bush tried to feed us for 4 years of his administation, even though we did not like the taste of it.
7. Intingsm: A mix between Instinct and Optimism. You know, like President Obama. He has intingism about his bail-out plan.
8. Reedaine: What bald people who want to "go green"use on their bald heads instead of Rogaine. It won't grow hair, instead you look like a Chia-pet and grow grass. But hey, you aren't bald anymore, and you can use a mower instead of going to your barber.
9. Metuall: This is a new medicine. A combo of Metamucil and Equal. You poo and it is Sa-Wheet!
10. Garthi: For those country music lover groupies. After you go to Garth Brooks concerts, you become a Garthi. And buy a LOT of Garthi T-shirts, Garthi CD's and a whole lot of other Garthi crap.
Stay tuned for more definitions in future posts, as I collect those stupid words they make us all type in!!!!
Anyway, a while back, I started noticing that the stupid made-up-passwords you have to type in (when you leave a comment on someone's blog) were nonsensical and that it might be funny if you could make up actual (equally stupid, but hopefully funny) definitions for those passwords.
So I used the REAL, actual passwords that I had to type in and made my own dictionary to interpret possible meanings for those silly words. Because of the great feedback I got from my readers, now I keep track of the actual made-up passwords forced upon me when I want to leave a comment on someone's blog,--- save them up, and then regularly post my own definitions of them every few weeks.
So here are the TOP TEN actual passwords (and my definitions) for this week:
1. Truslate: This is when you have a lie detector test and the guy giving it to you gives you the true results. (Truth+translate) I would guess that O.J. Simpson did not get a very good truslation result from his lie detector results.
2.Dimpana: When Shirley Temple eats a banana. (For those of you too young, Shirley had a shitload of dimples) (Dimples+banana). It can also mean eating a banana in the semi-darkness.
3. Bledsco: This is the new slang word for the hospital E.R. I mean, most people bleed in the E.R. and it is run like a Cosco, so why not rename it Bledsco?
4. Denab: When you catch the wrong robber, and you have to let him go. (Shit! I thought I nabbed the S.O.B., but the real guy got away!) I hate that when that happens.
5. Mitin: What the three little kitins lost.
6. Refedwor: (pronounced: Re-fed-war). What George W. Bush tried to feed us for 4 years of his administation, even though we did not like the taste of it.
7. Intingsm: A mix between Instinct and Optimism. You know, like President Obama. He has intingism about his bail-out plan.
8. Reedaine: What bald people who want to "go green"use on their bald heads instead of Rogaine. It won't grow hair, instead you look like a Chia-pet and grow grass. But hey, you aren't bald anymore, and you can use a mower instead of going to your barber.
9. Metuall: This is a new medicine. A combo of Metamucil and Equal. You poo and it is Sa-Wheet!
10. Garthi: For those country music lover groupies. After you go to Garth Brooks concerts, you become a Garthi. And buy a LOT of Garthi T-shirts, Garthi CD's and a whole lot of other Garthi crap.
Stay tuned for more definitions in future posts, as I collect those stupid words they make us all type in!!!!
19 comments:
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who has noticed these word verifications! They are awful! They make me want to spell wrong now.
I love your definitions. I was going to blog about this too. These words drive me crazy!
Oh and my word verification for your blog today was "fride". Now I will spell fried wrong for the rest of my life!
DVM's Wife's Life: Aren't they weird? At least now, I can look at an irritant and use it for blog humor material. :0)
I am a-fride to look at any more today. (*wink*)
8, 9 and 10 are my faves...laughed so hard! Mostly, because you said "poo" ;).
Mine is busafeod...what the heck could THAT mean?
Insanity Kim:
Poo is a funny word, isn't it? But not so pretty in other ways........haha
Busafeod: pronounced Bus-a-Fee-yahd? Like in when they use the New Yorb bronx buses to tour the houses of the movie stars? You pay a fee to see their yahds (yards)? That's a toughie and hard to make much out of!!
Excuse the typo..it was New York Bronx not New Yorb bronx.
HAHAHHA! My dad is from Brooklyn so this actually works for me! hahahahah!
Hahaha awesome stuff! I actually got 'molest' the other day... first actual word I think I've ever gotten, but a rather odd one!
LOl - these word verifications can get crazy! (I did have the word URINE a couple months ago - I mean really!!! Crazy!!)
After the first time I read your posts about these passwords, I keep trying to avert my eyes when I see a comment password. It's driving me crazy trying to translate them. I think up enough strange things the way it is. :)
Guilty as charged...(captcha works, though).
Some of the passwords are just too much. The crazy thing is that sometimes I mis-spell them so I will get another silly word to type in. I guess that sometimes I make up my own word and the password checker does not like that :)
I voted for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You go, girl.
Number nine!!!!
ahahahahahahahaha
Also, I'm so pleased you put your pic on your blog! Now I have a face to your name.
Insanity Kim: Ok..so now I need to find out from your Dad where the best bagel is in the Bronx. ha
VaBookworm: Molest??? Well, that is downright scarey!!
Shellmo: Urine? Now THAT is hilarious!!!
Ratty: So now you avert your eyes??? You are one funny guy. Just so you know, the two above got molest and urine! hahaaaaaaaa
Dreamwalker: What are you guilty of?
Loree: I mis-spell them too and then say: CRAP! I gotta do this again???
Lynn: Thanks SO much!!
Kearsie: I KNOW how you like the poo..........
Speaking of poo...glad you liked having the picture. ha
I always look forward to these!!!
Brittany: Thanks! Then I know I must continue then!!! I noticed some of them have been getting longer and longer, which makes them interesting to come up with a definition! (I think they are on to me!) ha
Loved the words. I often think about those words and where they come from. Good Job!!!
Grannyann: Glad you liked them...there is more where these came from. Now you will be afflicted, and never look at them the same!
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