3. It is a $500 fine to instruct a pizza delivery man to deliver a pizza to your friend without them knowing.
5. Biting someone with your natural teeth is “simple assault,” while biting someone with your false teeth is “aggravated assault.
6. It is illegal to gargle in public places.
I have my steelies ready and say WHAT? I gotta get a PERMIT before I can play with them in the Square? Gheesh! It's about the money people, it's ALWAYS about the money..poor little kids gotta pay for a permit to play marbles in the park. What is next? Charges for jump roping? Or how about hide-and-seek?Are they going to charge per hide?
I don't know WHO was
Evidently, they don't know very many
Because if they let them do this, there would be a lot of City Commissioners and politicians with sudden, sharp pains with no explanation at City Hall. Meet you guys outside the city limits...we are going to have some FUN--BYOP party (rather than a BYOB party). What IS a BYOP party, you ask? Why, it's a "bring your own pins" party, silly!
They are probably afraid of the old ladies on the third floor.
Actually, I think they SHOULD throw out condoms during the Mardi Gras parade. It would be very helpful. Have you been there during Mardi Gras?? WOW!!! If any place needs condoms, I'd say that would be a great place to start.
This law is probably related to the "no stealing an alligator law" (see above). But really, if they didn't have this law and you were allowed to tie your alligator to a fire hydrant, you probably wouldn't have that many people trying to steal it, now would you? Of course if a fire occurred and the fireman had to get to the hydrant, this could prove problematic. Maybe that is why they always show fireman with those hatchets....?
No wonder there is a shortage of men in Louisiana.............
18. In Port Allen: No person may predict another’s future.
Must not be too many psychics there with their crystal ball to tell fortunes. For that matter, probably not too many preachers (telling everyone they are going to HELL) then either.
19. In Sulphur: Drive-thru liquor stores are outlawed.
Well, imagine THAT. You can't drive
That one really mooooo-ved me. (Sorry, I udderly couldn't help that remark). What if they just wanted to make-out or maybe do some PETTING. Would that be illegal?
FINALLY! A law that MAKES sense. Why hasn't the rest of the nation caught on to this law? It's so simple! Just make it ILLEGAL to be an alcoholic..then voila! No more alcoholics in the world. Who needs A.A.?? Just make it illegal, people!
22. Also: Saying obscene things on the telephone is illegal.
So much for phone sex. Ah, heck...
then after I drive thru to pick up my liquor, I might as well just tie my alligator to the fire hydrant, then go upstairs and call a cow (while I stick needles in my voodoo doll) , and tell the cow their predictions for the future, (whilst I throw out my Mardi Gras beads from the third floor along with the condoms ).
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