Here is a quick one I just had to share with you, along with MY COMMENTS in bold italics:
Did it say false teeth on the beach???
Now that would BITE, wouldn't it?
And, how on EARTH did the person lose the false teeth on the beach in the first place? (That must have been one helluva big wave???!)
And, don't you THINK the person who lost their teeth would have noticed that their teeth were missing right away???
And wouldn't the first thing you would do (upon finding them there) would be to call the police?
I mean, there must be a crime involved here somewhere??....
Maybe this is where the concept/expression of "cash for clunkers" came about?
Ah, yes. It is exciting to live here. Beyond belief. You never know what hedious crime will occur.