Here is another news story that you may find amusing. As usual, after the article, MY COMMENTS will be found in bold italics.
Enjoy!!
STOCKBRIDGE, WI (AP) -- Four Wisconsin women are accused of tying up and assaulting a married man after allegedly finding out he was romantically involved with each of them.
The women are each charged with being party to false imprisonment, a felony with a maximum prison term of six years. One is charged with fourth-degree sexual assault.
Calumet County prosecutors say 48-year-old Therese A. Ziemann of Menasha lured the man to a Stockbridge motel last Thursday. Prosecutors say she was soon joined by 43-year-old Michelle Belliveau of Neenah, 43-year-old Wendy L. Sewell of Kaukauna, and the man's wife.
Authorities say Ziemann punched the man in the face and glued his penis to his stomach.
The Associated Press is not naming the victim's wife to protect the man's identity as a victim of sexual assault.
The women are free on $200 cash bails.
(Copyright ©2009 by The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.)
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1. Never, EVER mess with a woman in the romance arena.
2. If you do, hide the super glue.
3. Oh, and rope. Don't forget the macrame ropes and various craft supplies. Women are resourceful. And imaginative. Besides, you really didn't think we LIKE doing those stupid ass crafts, did you? It was all a way to hide our secret weapons.
4. What's worse than a woman scorned??? TWO women scorned.
5. Knock,knock. Who's there? Two women armed with glue and rope. Hide your penis.
6. Surprise, Honey. Look what I found? YOUR OTHER LOVER. Now, don't you want to have sex. Right NOW? What? You can't seem to ummm.."get in the mood?"
It wouldn't be the glue that's got you worried, is it?
Because you SAID you like to get kinky, remember? REMEMBER?????
OH that is way too funny!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThat was funny. Well done! Sad, but true. There are some crazies out there. I am married to my 2nd accountant husband. This one is really working out!!!
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ReplyDeleteEva: I thought it was funny, too!
ReplyDeleteJenn: Glad it is working out. :-}
Thoughtfully: SO glad you stopped by and even happier you joined on as a Follower! You made my day!!! I do some funny posts and a lot of photography.
Serves him right! What a prick! Did I get the word right?? I laughed out loud at this one, so thanks for brightening my day by showing me that there is still justice in the world. Let's hear it for super glue!
ReplyDeleteOnly $200 bail? The judge must have been a woman, too! Very funny!
ReplyDeleteThe kind of case no one wants to prosecute because he DESERVED what he got!!!!
ReplyDeleteCan you believe what some people will do????????
ReplyDeleteyikes!
ReplyDeleteOMG, where do you find these stories.....I hope the women get off! That'll teach him.....:-) Hugs
ReplyDeleteWow! That is quite the story, guess he's not feeling like much of a ladies man after that.
ReplyDeleteThis was ONE BUSY MAN!
ReplyDeleteI'm glad he got what he deserved. Maybe he learned his lesson??
And this begs the question: WHO does the UN-gluing???
:D
Ouch!
ReplyDeleteThere's people that pay good money for treatment like that....
ReplyDeletewait... "hide your penis?" lol
DJan: It must have been interesting when he had to go to the E.R. !!
ReplyDeleteLesley: Yes, I noticed the bail was really low, too.
Maniacal: He deserved some kind of justice, but I don't know about the glue thing. ha
Grannyann: People will do ANYTHING when they are scorned, I am sure!
Brian: Sorry about scaring all my male Followers. ha
Bernie: I find them in the news, which is even funnier that these things really occurred! ha
Catherine: Guess not. Poor guy. (NOT). ha
Sue: The poor folks in the E.R. probably unglued him. I used to hear some pretty wild stories about what they had to deal with when I was a nurse at the hospital!
Alan: I forgot to warn my male readers about this one ! Sorry about that.
Cowguy: Guess some guys just CAN'T hide their hoo-hoo's. haha
I laughed so hard I choked...then I read YOUR comments! Sorry, have to look for my ass now...I laughed it off!!!
ReplyDeleteSandi
Oh man. It's all fun and games until someone gets their penis glued to their stomach.
ReplyDeleteAlso, that was a very racy comment I just made. I might have to wash my hands.
Sandi: Glad it gave you a chuckle. I can still picture the guy with it stuck with super glue! ha
ReplyDeleteKearsie: You can't get the image out of your mind,now CAN you????
The guy ought to feel lucky he didn't get Bobbitized.
ReplyDeleteRatty: True! I thought of that case too. Yikes!
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