More Blogger Password Definitions !!!

For those of you that have just recently joined my blog as a reader/Follower:

A while back, I thought that it might be funny if I could make up actual (equally stupid, but hopefully funny) definitions for those made-up crazy passwords that Bloggers have to type in when they leave comments on someone's blog, so I did a blog post with my definitions for them.

Because of the great feedback I got from my readers, now I keep track of the actual made-up passwords forced upon me when I want to leave a comment on someone's blog,--- save them up, and then regularly post my own definitions of them.

So here are the TOP TEN actual passwords (and my definitions) for this week:

1. Plizens: (Pronounced: Please-ins): Something Elli Mae probably said on the Beverly Hillbillies. "Jethro, are my short-shorts given you enough plizens?"

2. Ingoatin: (Pronounced: In-goat-in): This is when there is inner fighting amongst the goats on the farm. Farmer Brown lectured them, saying: "There will be no more ingoatin amongst you! I am having enough problems with those nasty roosters!" This can have a double meaning on farms...because it is hard to get the goats back in the pen. Farmer Brown has also been known to say: "Gol namb it..ingoatin...you bunch of smelly, hairy critters!" (Note: Farmer Brown is getting a bit crochety now that he is getting balder, and fatter...not to mention since Mrs. Farmer Brown ran away with that muscular, tan farm hand.)

3.Berve: (Pronounced Burr-ve). This has two meanings. 1. When you are driving fast with your husband and he almost misses a sharp curve. You save time and instead of having to scream "You idiot, better watch out for the curve!" , you just shout out BERVE!!!! 2. The second definition is: combination Butt-head and Perve. Just call him a BERVE.

4.Mectol: The new miracle drug. A combination of Midol and Pepto-Bismol. You are having your period, and you don't give a shit. (And if your husband bugs you about it, well...he is just a BERVE.)

5. Canshi: (Pronounced: "can-she"): This is often asked by pimply, adolescent boys in locker rooms when they are comparing notes about which girls put out and which girls do not. When they see the girl later in the hall after this discussion, they secretly point at her and whisper to each other.."canshi?"

6. Lectized: (Pronounced: Leck-tyzed): This is a combination of lectured and criticized. What every teenager feels his/her parents do to them one hundred percent of the time.

7. Unisocty: (Pronounced: Uni-sock-tee): What you find in your washing machine every time you do a load of wash, silly! And, you always find them stuck to a T-shirt. (Where the hell DO the other matching socks go, anyway?)

8. Pygrinc: (Pronounced: Pig-rink): Two definitions: 1. Where pigs go to skate. (They have a little trouble seeing over their little pink bellies to tie on their ice skates, but the exercise is good for them). 2. Where Pygmies go to ice skate. They don't have trouble lacing up their ice skates, because they are so short.....but they don't like those fat, irritating pigs laughing at them.

9. Plabut: (Pronounced: Play-butt): Two defintions: 1.The new reality show at the Playboy mansion 2. Or Congress

10: Feari: (Pronounced: Fear-eee): Two definitions: 1. What the girls in the hall should be doing about the boys in the hall that are whispering canshi and thus should stay away from them 2. What is happening to most of us when we are watching the stock marketi.

Stay tuned for more definitions soon!!