Dumb Laws: A New Weekly Post

I recently saw a neat website where it lists dumb laws (still in effect) by state.
Upon reading them, I found them pretty interesting, so I decided that once a week, I will post them (along with MY THOUGHTS) on my blog.

So, here we go.

First state up: Alabama.

Dumb Laws in Alabama
(My thoughts are in italics)

1.Bear wrestling matches are prohibited. (Dang, there goes the entertainment at the Boy Scout camps this summer!

2. Dominoes may not be played on Sunday. (I wonder if strip poker is okay, then?)

3. It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church. (They can't be any worse than some of the toupees I have seen. Or hair weaves, for that matter.)

4. Boogers may not be flicked into the wind. (But on a calm day, have at it!!) (Maybe this can substitute for the bear wrestling at the Boy Scout camps then?)

5. It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile. (Don't tell your teenagers).

6. Masks may not be worn in public. (This must really put a damper on Halloween then?)

7. In Anniston, Alabama, you may not wear blue jeans down Noble Street. (Do the teenagers in Anniston KNOW this?) (Shall we all go and test this out? Wonder what the fine is?)

8. In Mobile, no person within the city may possess confetti. (Well, now for sure I know that Alabama is not a party state. Now, not only is there no masks allowed on Halloween in public, but now I can't throw confetti at the Bride and Groom. Gheeesh!)

9. In Mobile, ‘Spray String’ is banned. (See? Not a party state! You mean I can't use my can of spray string either???)

10. In Mobile, it is unlawful to wear women’s pumps with sharp, high heels. (Ok, this is going TOO FAR! Remember this on New Years Eve, ladies. Bring your tennis shoes to go along with your little black dress).

Stay tuned for more DUMB STATE Laws in future posts !!!!