Blogger Secret Codes?

When I was still brand-new at this blogging thing, I didn't leave comments.

Now I am a comment-junkie. Can't help it. I am a social creature. And, sometimes reading the comments on people's blogs are funnier than their actual posts for the day.

But, when I was brand-spanking new, when I left my first few comments, this little mysterious box popped up with a weird word in it.
"What the hell is this?" I mused. It LOOKS like a word, but it isn't any word that I know of. What does it mean? Is it "Blogger-eze" for some secret code word where I have to put the meaning in the box to post my comments? Maybe it is a secret club entry word where they say:

"Purple sox" and I am supposed to reply: "The Titanic sunk at 8 p.m.???"

And then, to top it off, WTF is up with the ones that look that someone wrote it on a greasy tablet and then ran their finger through it to make it "wavy". Some are even purposely blurred. So I straighten up my oh-so-hated bifocals and lean into the screen, (swearing the whole time) and say: "Is that an "R" and and "I" smeared together or is that an "N"??? So I type in what I think the smeared word is into the little box and a message comes up IN RED on the bottom saying that I have to type in the mystery word or my comment cannot be published.

For God's sake, people....if I could READ the mystery word on the bottom, that you shitheads smeared AND blurred, than maybe I COULD get my comment published.

Now I am wiser and more blog-worldly. Just to piss 'em off, I look at the made-up, blurred and smeared "password" and ignore it completely and just type in a made-up word of my own. I do this three or four hundred times and then finally behave and type the correct one in.

Why? (you ask)

Because I am hoping that I use-up all their ridiculous made-up words so they run out and they can then just put something sensible in the box to type:( like "comment" or something?).

Here is a list of the (honest-to-God!) actual made-up words I have had to type (just yesterday!) to be able to post my comments:

yodess, ophyn, parstend, exxpat, colderse, dabilit, vultess, lesil, maxegu, uncesse, and last, (but not least).....distris.

Maybe it is a secret language?

What (the hell) do these words mean?

This is what I think they mean:

1. yodess=something from Star Wars? Maybe Yoda's mistress?

2. ophyn=a new street drug? Who needs opium when you can try ophyn?

3. parstend=This is obviously a parsley you use to bartend, silly. You stick it in a Bloody Mary.

4. exxpat=well, the double X says it all, doesn't it. Obviously some porno about spanking.

4. colderse=That is when your derse gets cold. Obviously invented by someone who lives way up north.

5.dablit= This has a double meaning. It is short for college students when they hate taking literature classes (you know: damn lit!) It's second meaning is when Porky Pig is frustrated. He says it all the time: "Dablit, you silly Wabbit!"

6. vultess=This is a female vulture. (Much more agressive than a female Cougar in dingy bars).

7.lesil=This is the first name that the marketer's had for the product Lestoil. But then they thought it would backfire it they compared it to Lysol.

8. maxegu= this is when Mr. Magoo spends to much on his credit cards.

9. uncesse= this is when things just are absolutely unneccesary. (Or is the synonym for nonsense).

10. distris=that is when some high school drop out tries to spell distress. It's other meaning is when the husband disses his mistress. (Then the vultess will call the wife. Not a good move).

I think I will just quit retirement and apply for Blogspot's secret code comment position. I could make up a LOT more creative ones.

And I promise you, they WON'T be smeared or blurred.

And for my age group, they will be in about 20 font size.