tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post8327493935660958557..comments2024-01-06T13:54:47.570-05:00Comments on The Retirement Chronicles: Meet our TWO new Pets...The Retired Onehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02466803019073952351noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-9954646423979642802009-04-08T16:47:00.000-04:002009-04-08T16:47:00.000-04:00Fran: What a sweet thing to tell me! You are the B...Fran: What a sweet thing to tell me! You are the BEST. I love to laugh and to make people laugh. Sometimes people are surprised that I am not always funny in my blog posts, though. I do have a serious side, sometimes! But I try to look at life with humor because it really does make everything so much more fun in life.The Retired Onehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02466803019073952351noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-25460208797138756182009-04-08T16:28:00.000-04:002009-04-08T16:28:00.000-04:00Great post! I laughed out loud at the names. Ver...Great post! I laughed out loud at the names. Very, very funny, Retired One. I love your blog. I always smile BEFORE I get to it, because I know it will be good.Fran Hillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07935088780461825341noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-35645594569709750882009-04-08T14:53:00.000-04:002009-04-08T14:53:00.000-04:00Kearsie: I tried to bring them to fly school for t...Kearsie: I tried to bring them to fly school for the challenged. They kept being delinquents and skipping school, smoking behind the building, picking on the smaller flies...I had to withdraw them from the school, much to my embarrassment. They had a no slap policy, which I did not agree with.The Retired Onehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02466803019073952351noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-6358936719563835272009-04-08T12:39:00.000-04:002009-04-08T12:39:00.000-04:00AHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHUm, I think your pets have been p...AHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHH<BR/><BR/>Um, I think your pets have been pooping on my windows. Kindly explain to them that behavior is a no-no. Thank you.Kearsiehttp://soundsliketomatoes.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-22492873465173218342009-04-08T12:38:00.000-04:002009-04-08T12:38:00.000-04:00Rainfield: I like the idea of an electric fly swat...Rainfield: I like the idea of an electric fly swatter! Roasted Sonof and Abitch --"tastes like chicken"! <BR/><BR/>Momma: I know. Once (this is gross) while we spent the night at our inlaw's house, a fly went in my 5 year old's ear. She was screaming...it was awful. We finally got it out with a pair of tweezers. <BR/><BR/>Carolyn: you are new here at my blog!! Thanks so much for joining on as a new Follower!! My posts are sometimes funny, sometimes just about life and sometimes not funny. But I like comedy the best..because in this life, humor gets us through!The Retired Onehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02466803019073952351noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-88355689355992493452009-04-08T12:09:00.000-04:002009-04-08T12:09:00.000-04:00Thank you so much for my morning roll on the floor...Thank you so much for my morning roll on the floor! <BR/>I will be back!<BR/>SmilesCarolynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11725941662453444918noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-50998213761899066432009-04-08T11:34:00.000-04:002009-04-08T11:34:00.000-04:00It sure is no fun with their cousins come to my ho...It sure is no fun with their cousins come to my house! They make my 4 year old run around screaming like they are bees!! <BR/><BR/>That was a very good post!Anjanette Younghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13977687574042215236noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-56900644286145450132009-04-08T10:57:00.000-04:002009-04-08T10:57:00.000-04:00I welcome them with an electrical fly-swatter. The...I welcome them with an electrical fly-swatter. The "peak peak" sound is so great like burning fire crackers.rainfield61https://www.blogger.com/profile/01334864123466123667noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-2749467044079216192009-04-08T08:57:00.000-04:002009-04-08T08:57:00.000-04:00Insanity Kim: Thanks, Sweetie! I don't think I cou...Insanity Kim: Thanks, Sweetie! I don't think I could submit this one, though...I don't think they take pictures on the Humor Press contests. ha<BR/><BR/>Mary: Glad you liked it. Unfortunately, I get their relatives arriving every spring. Last year I got Crapthere and Hereagain too. ha<BR/><BR/>Grannyann: No, our only pets are Sonof and Abitch, and their days are numbered. ha We did have two sweet cats for years, but they passed away about 5 years ago, and now we travel when we can, so we didn't get any new pets yet.<BR/><BR/>Ratty: Silly. He is just trying to kiss you. <BR/><BR/>Ramblings: They love to go on visits to my friends..I have a little purse like Paris Hilton to carry them in. Just let me know when you want them.<BR/><BR/>Yeah: I KNOW ! As soon spring arrives, here they come. No puppy here as we travel some and we didn't want to get any more pets just now. Our snow is slowly melting now, but there is plenty in the woods yet.<BR/><BR/>Joanie: Yay Cats! I LOVE cats...now I know why.<BR/><BR/>Loree: In truth, I haven't heard Sonof or Abitch now for two days. I have a suspicion they went up to our loft and thought it was heaven. I think I will find their carcasses when I do some vacuuming. Oh God, please don't call the Humane Society. :-DThe Retired Onehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02466803019073952351noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-39672148569713447032009-04-08T02:11:00.000-04:002009-04-08T02:11:00.000-04:00Oh how I hate flies who come buzzing around during...Oh how I hate flies who come buzzing around during the night. I get really irate. Not that I like their buzzing during the day...but somehow at night it seems worse. Tiresome creatures.Loreehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12520908604580765632noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-27350839174741821112009-04-07T23:55:00.000-04:002009-04-07T23:55:00.000-04:00I saw a few of their cousins here recently. I thi...I saw a few of their cousins here recently. I think my cats ate them.Joaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08943128638748507880noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-86696017861628329602009-04-07T23:51:00.000-04:002009-04-07T23:51:00.000-04:00We finally had the most beautiful sunny springtime...We finally had the most beautiful sunny springtime day here today and yep 2 flying buggers of other species decided to move in as well. What's the deal with that?<BR/><BR/>Oh, but no puppy? I really need a puppy fix!<BR/><BR/>I'm so so sorry you got more snow, oh the misery!Lisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09709716069713573691noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-92011987721878871962009-04-07T22:59:00.000-04:002009-04-07T22:59:00.000-04:00You crack me up I am rolling on the floor dying la...You crack me up I am rolling on the floor dying laughing. Sonof Abitch that was really good I hate flies there so nasty.Ramblings by Brandihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06342335780214013166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-26796566906920020012009-04-07T20:59:00.000-04:002009-04-07T20:59:00.000-04:00It seems that we have the same taste in pets. I ha...It seems that we have the same taste in pets. I have several of the same kind of little creatures myself. One of them seemed to have an obsession with my face for some reason. Grrrr!Rick (Ratty)https://www.blogger.com/profile/04062449024949497557noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-19850920247268014762009-04-07T20:58:00.000-04:002009-04-07T20:58:00.000-04:00get yourself a can of bug spray and lay in wait fo...get yourself a can of bug spray and lay in wait for them to zoom by. That is one small puppy, did he and the cat wander in also?Annhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04474339462986922659noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-23361861784852285032009-04-07T20:53:00.000-04:002009-04-07T20:53:00.000-04:00You had be going. Even at the name "Sonof". Yes, I...You had be going. Even at the name "Sonof". Yes, I am a tad on the slow side today, you might say.Mary@Holy Mackerelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04026873878364041551noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-88944370169175626902009-04-07T20:30:00.000-04:002009-04-07T20:30:00.000-04:00HAHAHAHAHAAH!This was HYSTERICAL! I loved it!Send ...HAHAHAHAHAAH!<BR/><BR/>This was HYSTERICAL! I loved it!<BR/><BR/>Send this one in...this will SO win!<BR/><BR/>Laughed my butt off...seriously...you totally had me, I thought you had gotten cute pets and then the flies...the names...I loved it.Insanitykimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05026989747334897393noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-63211646599295877122009-04-07T20:19:00.000-04:002009-04-07T20:19:00.000-04:00Jessica: Now, the snow is starting to melt. We hav...Jessica: Now, the snow is starting to melt. We have some bare spots, but still a lot of snow in the woods. I pray with you sista!<BR/><BR/>Far Side: They will be even more economical to feed when I squish them dead, the little boogers!The Retired Onehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02466803019073952351noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-19926263868444039642009-04-07T17:50:00.000-04:002009-04-07T17:50:00.000-04:00Well they must be real economical to feed LOL:)Well they must be real economical to feed LOL:)Far Side of Fiftyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07995757632158408442noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-17408821835905004742009-04-07T17:02:00.000-04:002009-04-07T17:02:00.000-04:00Did I read that right? TWO feet of snow? Isn't thi...Did I read that right? TWO feet of snow? Isn't this April, girl? Although I can't point fingers too much, since we have been experiencing some very cold (remember, this is relative) nights. Dear God: I want 70 - 80 degree days, and I want them NOW. Amen. (Patience is a virtue that has mostly eluded me.)jessicahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02598544917785126150noreply@blogger.com