tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post8134968383680703434..comments2024-01-06T13:54:47.570-05:00Comments on The Retirement Chronicles: Now, this Sucks!!The Retired Onehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02466803019073952351noreply@blogger.comBlogger29125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-87210582585357555652009-04-05T14:04:00.000-04:002009-04-05T14:04:00.000-04:00Loree: So, you are looking for a Women Only Car Wa...Loree: So, you are looking for a Women Only Car Wash? Now that might not be a bad idea. But, they should have aroma soap for the car wash and color coordinated loofas to wash the car with!!!! And, they should give us a free massage while your car is going thru. Who said the economy is bad...lets open up a new line of car washes, ladies!!!!!The Retired Onehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02466803019073952351noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-84751162313427941542009-04-05T12:58:00.000-04:002009-04-05T12:58:00.000-04:00LOL that was funny but what's worse is that I read...LOL that was funny but what's worse is that I read it'car wash woman' instead of 'car wash vacuum' so I was wondering at first what all the fuss was about.... I must've had too much dessert for lunch :)Loreehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12520908604580765632noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-83622160072024442992009-04-04T09:33:00.000-04:002009-04-04T09:33:00.000-04:00Ratty: I am glad they were probably both painful f...Ratty: I am glad they were probably both painful for him. But, some people are IN to that. ha<BR/><BR/>Jessica: Maybe ouch on the women's version, too. ha<BR/><BR/>June: I am on my way, June. I am almost sad to know it is the last one though. Maybe you can do a sequel??<BR/><BR/>Far Side: Can we all say (together now!): IDDD-EEEE-OTTTT !!!The Retired Onehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02466803019073952351noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-57837786201694923552009-04-04T02:37:00.000-04:002009-04-04T02:37:00.000-04:00I hope he got blisters and I hope they popped..wha...I hope he got blisters and I hope they popped..what an idiot..LOL:)Far Side of Fiftyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07995757632158408442noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-50429590959784821732009-04-04T00:17:00.000-04:002009-04-04T00:17:00.000-04:00Some will spoil anyone's fun ... Hey Retired One -...Some will spoil anyone's fun ... <BR/><BR/>Hey Retired One - my mystery 'Paternity' concludes on Journeys in Creative Writing today. Looking forward to your usual constructive comments. <BR/>June in OzJune Savillehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00194576632686640776noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-70403340593368178202009-04-03T23:14:00.000-04:002009-04-03T23:14:00.000-04:00Well, the dual-brush thing-y is okay, but I am now...Well, the dual-brush thing-y is okay, but I am now letting my mind wander, to see if there is a more appropriate attachment for the ladies. Something that would give us just as must "contentment" as the vacuum did for the aforesaid gentleman? (Hey, I got to use a big word! Woo-ooo!) And you thought that I would calm down in my old age?jessicahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02598544917785126150noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-10755035439287848152009-04-03T22:41:00.000-04:002009-04-03T22:41:00.000-04:00That seems like it must have been extremely painfu...That seems like it must have been extremely painful. The vacuum, and the jail time.Rick (Ratty)https://www.blogger.com/profile/04062449024949497557noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-13006849719304303612009-04-03T19:31:00.000-04:002009-04-03T19:31:00.000-04:00JJ: Oh, yuck. haJJ: Oh, yuck. haThe Retired Onehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02466803019073952351noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-44638229926467364532009-04-03T17:32:00.000-04:002009-04-03T17:32:00.000-04:00And they say people in L.A. are weird. lol!Btw, I'...And they say people in L.A. are weird. lol!<BR/><BR/>Btw, I've seen (on Most Daring) a guy getting it on with the grill of a car...and it wasn't <I>his</I> car!J.J. in L.A.https://www.blogger.com/profile/14394864319127058771noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-4626856791159960512009-04-03T16:57:00.000-04:002009-04-03T16:57:00.000-04:00Shellmo: Who knows??? I hope he had to stay a nigh...Shellmo: Who knows??? I hope he had to stay a night or two in jail and pay a huge fine for indecent exposure. (And I hope they ran him through the car wash) ha<BR/><BR/>Maniacal: Oh Goodness...so you know the exact place it occurred??? I agree, I wouldn't want to use the vacuum there, that is for sure. ha <BR/>A park bench. OUCH!!!The Retired Onehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02466803019073952351noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-43015678989793971742009-04-03T16:39:00.000-04:002009-04-03T16:39:00.000-04:00Sadly, this happened not 30 miles from my town! F...Sadly, this happened not 30 miles from my town! Fortunately I don't use the car washes in that particular city. I vaguely remember a man trying to get it on with a park bench, which sounds just about as nuts as vacuum (tee hee).Maniacal Mommyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06936990435368897675noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-70951119317837479332009-04-03T16:18:00.000-04:002009-04-03T16:18:00.000-04:00He must've wanted everyone to see his sick deprave...He must've wanted everyone to see his sick depraved behavior! Ewwwwwwwww!!!Shelleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17534904024320623895noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-59995691288205706322009-04-03T15:09:00.000-04:002009-04-03T15:09:00.000-04:00Dreamwalker: I told you it sucked! haDreamwalker: I told you it sucked! haThe Retired Onehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02466803019073952351noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-23745299685356060852009-04-03T15:02:00.000-04:002009-04-03T15:02:00.000-04:00Sarah: You are new to stopping by my blog, no? Ple...Sarah: You are new to stopping by my blog, no? Please join the blog as a follower, we'd love to have you! (Seriously!) ha (Stopped by your blog today, it is pretty cute!)<BR/><BR/>Rainfield61: When I saw the graphic of that double scrubbie machine, I HAD to show it and say it!!<BR/><BR/>Insanity Kim: Hemispheres???? Well (she says, straightening the girls up)...they ARE out of this world!!<BR/><BR/>Sara: Sorry, didn't mean to make it worse for your germaphobia. But, at least don gloves! ha<BR/><BR/>Kearsie: They could've charged admission (in a sick kind of way). <BR/><BR/>Lynn: did you say Hose Bag!!!???? Bwaaaaahaaaaaaaa!!!The Retired Onehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02466803019073952351noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-12019909696488427712009-04-03T14:51:00.000-04:002009-04-03T14:51:00.000-04:00LMAO...brilliant idea? Uh no thanks.LMAO...brilliant idea? Uh no thanks.dreamwalkerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03161214380573839270noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-62054996903776995262009-04-03T14:26:00.000-04:002009-04-03T14:26:00.000-04:00Golly, why don't we ever see news items about wome...Golly, why don't we ever see news items about women doing these types of things? Is it because we don't have the Y chromosome? Is that why we don't go cookoo having sex with the car wash? It gives a whole new definition to "hose bag."Lynn Kellanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11347865234211013908noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-32279039333236908522009-04-03T14:12:00.000-04:002009-04-03T14:12:00.000-04:00Can you imagine the phone call to the police?"911,...Can you imagine the phone call to the police?<BR/><BR/>"911, please state your emergency."<BR/><BR/>"Umm, yeah, there's this guy..."<BR/><BR/>"Yes? Is he ok?"<BR/><BR/>"Umm, yeah...well...he's sort of..."<BR/><BR/>"Yes??"<BR/><BR/>"Umm, see, we're at this car wash with vacuums...erm, and he's using the vacuum..."<BR/><BR/>"Ok, and what is the emergency?"<BR/><BR/>"Well, see...he's using the vacuum on...himself..."<BR/><BR/>"...Erm, we'll send someone out right away *muffled chuckles*."Kearsiehttp://soundsliketomatoes.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-86696957232608095172009-04-03T13:47:00.000-04:002009-04-03T13:47:00.000-04:00ROFLMAO... now that I have picked myself up.... yo...ROFLMAO... now that I have picked myself up.... you are so funny - your take on the whole icky thing :-) My mom is here and came over to see what I was laughing about.... she agrees with Cathy - to quote her "well, that is an image I didn't need".... oh, Mother, lol!!!Melissahttp://www.realparenting4realkids.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-5219441031547928992009-04-03T13:28:00.000-04:002009-04-03T13:28:00.000-04:00EWWW, the image is in my head, yuck!! That guy mus...EWWW, the image is in my head, yuck!! That guy must be pretty lonely. He couldnt use his own vaccum or something else? All I can say is I am using my own vaccum to clean out my car!!<BR/>Have a great weekend Retired One<BR/>SaraSarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05747765696446486573noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-12377883323460355362009-04-03T12:45:00.000-04:002009-04-03T12:45:00.000-04:00Well, I was thinking of thoroughly cleaning each h...Well, I was thinking of thoroughly cleaning each hemisphere actually...wait, that still sounds like I am talking about...<BR/><BR/>Brains, either type, having two is still better than men, who no matter what only have one...DOH!Insanitykimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05026989747334897393noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-80321009407599625822009-04-03T12:20:00.000-04:002009-04-03T12:20:00.000-04:00Are you really serious on the equal right? Eeewwww...Are you really serious on the equal right? Eeewwwww. (I repeat!: EEEEwwwwww!)rainfield61https://www.blogger.com/profile/01334864123466123667noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-22642746918517991642009-04-03T12:13:00.000-04:002009-04-03T12:13:00.000-04:00Great blog!!!!http://seriouslybysarah.blogspot.com...Great blog!!!!<BR/><BR/>http://seriouslybysarah.blogspot.com/2009/03/is-it-possible-to-be-more-direct.htmlSarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00431797966742451422noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-70356541815948124012009-04-03T11:31:00.000-04:002009-04-03T11:31:00.000-04:00Insanity Kim: Oh, so you have TWO brains? (And tha...Insanity Kim: Oh, so you have TWO brains? (And that is a new word of them. I think I will go to Victoria Secret and ask for the Brain pushup bra!) ha<BR/><BR/>Aria: Who knows why? Maybe he was an Exhibitionist?<BR/>I agree, those guys in the booth were probably laughing their asses off and taking his picture on their cellphones!<BR/><BR/>Cathy: Can't get the guy's image out of your head, can you? CAN YOU???<BR/>(Me neither!) haThe Retired Onehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02466803019073952351noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-69851977345811552772009-04-03T10:38:00.000-04:002009-04-03T10:38:00.000-04:00This is pee your pants funny! YOUR comments and t...This is pee your pants funny! YOUR comments and take on it I mean! HA!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-45513700542260148292009-04-03T10:25:00.000-04:002009-04-03T10:25:00.000-04:00OMG! Ok, so I'm totally NOT nurse material, but I...OMG! Ok, so I'm totally NOT nurse material, but I'd LOVE to be the court reporter when this *ahem* bonehead goes to court. And you know that the car wash employees sat in their booth and laughed like loons. And my final question... Why oh Why would anyone do this at a car wash instead of in the privacy of their own home? Was his MOM (cause you totally know that this kind of looser lives at home with the parentals) using the vacuum or something?Ariahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15625682101666386299noreply@blogger.com