tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post3779529352726751845..comments2024-01-06T13:54:47.570-05:00Comments on The Retirement Chronicles: Make it Brief!!The Retired Onehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02466803019073952351noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-17347581923219423352009-12-28T09:22:49.243-05:002009-12-28T09:22:49.243-05:00Ann: No. No you don't...it isn't pretty. :...Ann: No. No you don't...it isn't pretty. :-} Nor do you EVER want to see me take them off. hahaaaaaaaThe Retired Onehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02466803019073952351noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-68670069246647404842009-12-28T05:19:53.931-05:002009-12-28T05:19:53.931-05:00OH MY GOD! I SO want to watch you putting on stock...OH MY GOD! I SO want to watch you putting on stockings/nylons. I never thought one could do it in such a complicated way, which adds to the fun. This must be tried ;-)Ms Spiderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12257252986498155541noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-57844460953160817362009-12-26T19:48:55.622-05:002009-12-26T19:48:55.622-05:00Mary: Thanks for the comment, I appreciate it! Yes...Mary: Thanks for the comment, I appreciate it! Yes, they always show things like that on the people that need it the least. haThe Retired Onehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02466803019073952351noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-74228904500767199982009-12-26T14:56:57.158-05:002009-12-26T14:56:57.158-05:00the only thing funnier than this post are the comm...the only thing funnier than this post are the comments! Your descriptions of all these torturous garments are right on. <br />I particularly love how they shoot those body slimmers on stick thin models. Ummmmm, YA?Mary Sheehan Winnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07739304038978908921noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-6270927391864373802009-12-24T10:09:01.803-05:002009-12-24T10:09:01.803-05:00Maniacal: I would find it amusing too!!! I am sure...Maniacal: I would find it amusing too!!! I am sure he had to figure out a way to go to the bathroom quick. ha<br /><br />Joanna: Glad I sent a few smiles your way!<br /><br />SquirrelQueen: I am SO glad I am OVER pantyhose, too....in fact, since I retired, I don't think I have donned a dress or skirt for over a year. Freedom! :-}The Retired Onehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02466803019073952351noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-16870684387672258042009-12-24T02:24:10.071-05:002009-12-24T02:24:10.071-05:00I'm laughing out loud too! OMG, the descriptio...I'm laughing out loud too! OMG, the description of the pantyhose and garter belts is hysterical. You have reminded me why I haven't worn pantyhose in years. And no, no sympathy for the lefty guys!SquirrelQueenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00634513897599275287noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-52886319675603074252009-12-23T20:24:19.668-05:002009-12-23T20:24:19.668-05:00I am laughing out loud! This is the funniest thin...I am laughing out loud! This is the funniest thing I've read all day! Love your sense of humor and YOU.<br /><br />Have a fabulous Christmas.<br />xoJoanna Jenkinshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10836376588710862173noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-15192906749448560432009-12-23T20:11:42.860-05:002009-12-23T20:11:42.860-05:00Sing it, sister! I tried a thong. Once. I didn&...Sing it, sister! I tried a thong. Once. I didn't feel sexy constantly trying to pluck it out of my tush.<br /><br />Hubby got dressed in the dark and put his boxers on backward one day. He didn't realize it until it was, shall we say, too late.<br /><br />I found that amusing.Maniacal Mommyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06936990435368897675noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-24719378448148365462009-12-23T17:12:31.090-05:002009-12-23T17:12:31.090-05:00Ratty: Ok, now you have me curious! ha
Cheryl: Gl...Ratty: Ok, now you have me curious! ha<br /><br />Cheryl: Glad I made you smile during this holiday season!<br /><br />Southern: I am glad you liked it! They say left handed people are very creative!The Retired Onehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02466803019073952351noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-10745118469931149282009-12-23T09:47:07.038-05:002009-12-23T09:47:07.038-05:00That is hilarious. I am a lefty, too, and do have ...That is hilarious. I am a lefty, too, and do have trouble with certain items. A butter knife always gives me fits. I wish you and your family a wonderful Christmas and Happy New Year!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-10376996084463967802009-12-23T08:09:20.677-05:002009-12-23T08:09:20.677-05:00Good morning Joan...it is way too early to laugh s...Good morning Joan...it is way too early to laugh so hard...but then again, it's a good way to start my day! Thank you! Have a Joyful Christmas Joan!Wanda.....https://www.blogger.com/profile/00551160819558198338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-41474900035431797482009-12-22T23:01:38.658-05:002009-12-22T23:01:38.658-05:00This has kept me laughing! You have a wonderful wa...This has kept me laughing! You have a wonderful way with words, that's for sure!~Cherylhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08350900851718423305noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-84892674194850784542009-12-22T22:54:32.288-05:002009-12-22T22:54:32.288-05:00Hmm, I'm left handed and I've never heard ...Hmm, I'm left handed and I've never heard about a z-shaped maneuver. There's an easy shortcut, but all those other left handers will have to figure it out for themselves. :)Rick (Ratty)https://www.blogger.com/profile/04062449024949497557noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-89728705303787290032009-12-22T16:22:16.975-05:002009-12-22T16:22:16.975-05:00Eva: Something tells me that you have been there, ...Eva: Something tells me that you have been there, naughty Eva! :-}<br /><br />DJan: Yes, happy happy joy joy memories of womanhood, right? I am SO glad I don't have to dress up and go into the office anymore! <br /><br />Sara: Glad I am not the ONLY one with tootsie roll syndrome! LOL<br /><br />Somewhere: Thanks SO much for stopping by my blog (and leaving a comment!) Welcome aboard! If you haven't already, I hope you join(ed) on as a Follower, I would love that.<br /><br />Jessica: Yep! And let's not forget mammograms! Oooo, good times!<br /><br />Kearsie: Don't worry about that little eye twitch, just put on a garter belt, let it snap you in the eye, and there: problem solved!<br /><br />Bernie: Oh, I have a pair, I have just learned that if wear them--not to bend over or sit down the entire evening. ha<br /><br />Betsy: You know what they say...only a left handed person is in their right minds. :-}<br /><br />Brian: I am glad you are a man, too...are you left handed? (smiles)<br /><br />JJ: No underwear?? Yee, Gads...I hope he washes his jeans more often then...and watch out for that painful trapped zipper! YIKES..he is flirting with permanent disfigurement there.The Retired Onehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02466803019073952351noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-63822317483494873342009-12-22T14:57:17.079-05:002009-12-22T14:57:17.079-05:00To avoid the "Z maneuver", all men shoul...To avoid the "Z maneuver", all men should do what my man does...don't wear underwear! It's much more convenient for <i>everyone</i> involved. ; ) <br /><br />And how did you know I'm 4'11???J.J. in L.A.https://www.blogger.com/profile/14394864319127058771noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-20717496886897128972009-12-22T13:30:00.334-05:002009-12-22T13:30:00.334-05:00yep...glad i am a man...smiles.yep...glad i am a man...smiles.Brian Millerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00722940075884718007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-58138990461076773132009-12-22T13:07:08.670-05:002009-12-22T13:07:08.670-05:00Too Cute, RO. I love it... Nobody EVER thinks abo...Too Cute, RO. I love it... Nobody EVER thinks about us poor females, do they???? <br /><br />BUT--I will say that I'm a lefty --and have always had trouble doing certain things, such as ironing, using scissors, etc..... I've had to buy left-handed stuff all of my life... SO--I guess I'm happy for a left-handed man!!!! ha ha <br /><br />Merry Christmas.<br />Hugs,<br />BetsyBetsy Banks Adamshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16223591156634767330noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-82398459847550547242009-12-22T12:43:02.392-05:002009-12-22T12:43:02.392-05:00Joan you are hilarious....but I'm still keepin...Joan you are hilarious....but I'm still keeping my roll down spanx..<br />luv ya........:-) HugsBerniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03024565921761129108noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-76187079754864526242009-12-22T12:37:01.737-05:002009-12-22T12:37:01.737-05:00Oh man, this is hilarious.
1. I have a nightmar...Oh man, this is hilarious. <br /><br />1. I have a nightmare of a story involving a front-closing bra and a game of high school gym volleyball. You're shuddering on my behalf right now aren't you? Yes. The moral of the story is, if you're wearing a bra that has the clasp in front, do not, under any circumstances, try to serve the volleyball overhead. If you do so, do not do this in front of your entire co-ed gym class.<br /><br />But I've mostly gotten over the horror of it. *eye twitch*Kearsiehttp://soundsliketomatoes.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-58594735382377212862009-12-22T12:14:32.192-05:002009-12-22T12:14:32.192-05:00And don't forget: just when you have the nylon...And don't forget: just when you have the nylons finally attached to the garter belt and you bend your knee, you have made the hosiery too taut and then one of them snaps/splits... AAARRRGGGGHHH! Those poor, poor left-handed men. I feel the same way when a guy moans about the prostate exam: try having a whole hand inserted in your hoo-hah, fella. Then come cryin' to me...jessicahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02598544917785126150noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-23087690056583354982009-12-22T11:25:53.985-05:002009-12-22T11:25:53.985-05:00Just found your blog.
I LOL at the bra maneuverin...Just found your blog. <br />I LOL at the bra maneuvering. <br />Your narration was perfect.<br />Merry Christmas from Seattle.Lindahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09767165260196573679noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-22317704567289265842009-12-22T10:47:52.510-05:002009-12-22T10:47:52.510-05:00too funny! I love the spanx description, I stopped...too funny! I love the spanx description, I stopped wearing them because of that, so uncomfortable and so embarrasing when your trying to roll them upSarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05747765696446486573noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-68513410723316416972009-12-22T09:52:56.744-05:002009-12-22T09:52:56.744-05:00I missed this one the first time around, so I am s...I missed this one the first time around, so I am so happy to have gotten to read it. Laugh out loud funny! And I had forgotten about panty hose, it's been so long since I wore them. Garter belts the same, but now I remember. Thanks, I think... :-)DJanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07152183871573797791noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-6180745156343606912009-12-22T09:35:50.910-05:002009-12-22T09:35:50.910-05:00OMG! That was hilarious! I loved your descriptio...OMG! That was hilarious! I loved your description of slipping on panty hose; and the garter belt and stockings!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03803472040500529682noreply@blogger.com