tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post1893526708438301495..comments2024-01-06T13:54:47.570-05:00Comments on The Retirement Chronicles: Top Ten Lame Excuses for Not Wanting Sex.....The Retired Onehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02466803019073952351noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-23513275487172651842011-04-27T02:21:34.704-04:002011-04-27T02:21:34.704-04:00All i have to say is. I have the worst explosive d...All i have to say is. I have the worst explosive diarrhea and no more begging from him. after that i turn over and smile to myself:)Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06355868982948147271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-17594232842848898922009-03-18T14:43:00.000-04:002009-03-18T14:43:00.000-04:00This Crazy: I know. Kinda makes you itchy all over...This Crazy: I know. Kinda makes you itchy all over, no? But a body scrub might make you "all in the mood" and there will be none of THAT!!The Retired Onehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02466803019073952351noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-88873986926879651552009-03-18T14:22:00.000-04:002009-03-18T14:22:00.000-04:00I think I need a body scrub down after reading #9!...I think I need a body scrub down after reading #9! lol Too funny!This Crazy Thing Called Motherhoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14394296323776631276noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-911957484541698662009-03-17T11:07:00.000-04:002009-03-17T11:07:00.000-04:00Grannyann: Thanks!Grannyann: Thanks!The Retired Onehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02466803019073952351noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-75621010330991187072009-03-17T10:58:00.000-04:002009-03-17T10:58:00.000-04:00Really creative!!Really creative!!Annhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04474339462986922659noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-37663304868858080282009-03-17T09:08:00.000-04:002009-03-17T09:08:00.000-04:00Shellmo: All of the excuses in No.4? Wow, you had ...Shellmo: All of the excuses in No.4? Wow, you had a busy day. ha<BR/><BR/>Ratty: Most of us that have been married a long, long time, have quite a sense of humor about sex (or times when we weren't in the mood!)ha<BR/><BR/>Sara: No. 9? Good thing you aren't married to a dermatologist...because he WOULD want to look at it and touch it! <BR/><BR/>JJ: I got right back on your site about 15 minutes later and had no problems with it. Maybe Google was doing something weird at that particular time, who knows! Hopefully, it won't happen again!<BR/><BR/>Loree: The longer you've been married, the less original the list will become. (grin)<BR/><BR/>Lizzie: Good one!!! (With my husband, it wouldn't work...he knows I hate taking pills of any kind!)AND I am a retired nurse, to boot! ha<BR/><BR/>Rainfield61: True, but you can consider it "research". ha Who knows when knowing these jewels will come in handy for you? haThe Retired Onehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02466803019073952351noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-58602449757547721412009-03-17T06:58:00.000-04:002009-03-17T06:58:00.000-04:00Seems like woman's talk over here, am I right?I ha...Seems like woman's talk over here, am I right?<BR/>I have no say...rainfield61https://www.blogger.com/profile/01334864123466123667noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-86406848842849516702009-03-17T05:15:00.000-04:002009-03-17T05:15:00.000-04:00LOL! How about 'I've just taken a sleeping pill an...LOL! How about 'I've just taken a sleeping pill and I keep (yawn, yawn,) drifting off to sleep. OK darling if you don't mind my snoring, (yawn yawn! snore). That would be nice.lizziehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02717304445586026003noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-83091634487285744642009-03-17T03:14:00.000-04:002009-03-17T03:14:00.000-04:00Too funny. I loved your excuse list. Most of those...Too funny. I loved your excuse list. Most of those are very original.Loreehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12520908604580765632noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-68373301000362886202009-03-16T23:22:00.000-04:002009-03-16T23:22:00.000-04:00I didn't have a problem getting on my site and no ...I didn't have a problem getting on my site and no one else mentioned it. I don't know why you couldn't. Weird.J.J. in L.A.https://www.blogger.com/profile/14394864319127058771noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-69866345904432905692009-03-16T23:00:00.000-04:002009-03-16T23:00:00.000-04:00That is so funny. I have actually used excuse numb...That is so funny. I have actually used excuse numbber 9:) Oh well!<BR/>SaraSarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05747765696446486573noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-33239505261359081262009-03-16T21:53:00.000-04:002009-03-16T21:53:00.000-04:00I've never been married, so I don't get or give ma...I've never been married, so I don't get or give many excuses. I guess it's easier just to stay away if a person doesn't feel like it in this situation.Rick (Ratty)https://www.blogger.com/profile/04062449024949497557noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-81403360072040441392009-03-16T21:14:00.000-04:002009-03-16T21:14:00.000-04:00I've used #4 - LOL!!!I've used #4 - LOL!!!Shelleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17534904024320623895noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-63958433848839995702009-03-16T21:13:00.000-04:002009-03-16T21:13:00.000-04:00Joanie: Thanks for joining my blog!! (And thanks f...Joanie: Thanks for joining my blog!! (And thanks for the compliment on my list)..you will see,I am a list maker...if you read some of my old posts, you will see what I mean. :-D<BR/>I have added you to my list of blogs to follow too!!The Retired Onehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02466803019073952351noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-20103749497485106872009-03-16T20:50:00.000-04:002009-03-16T20:50:00.000-04:00Hi Joan! Thanks for stopping by my blog! Love you...Hi Joan! Thanks for stopping by my blog! Love your excuses list!Joaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08943128638748507880noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-1683959741146519372009-03-16T19:36:00.000-04:002009-03-16T19:36:00.000-04:00Lynn: Now THAT would stop a rabbit from mating! ha...Lynn: Now THAT would stop a rabbit from mating! ha<BR/><BR/>Jeanne: Crowns? Now THAT is an idea! <BR/>Did you sign on as one of my followers yet?? If not, please do so! Would love to have you aboard!<BR/>The "R" Chronicle sisters, that would be fine with me!!<BR/><BR/>Insanity Kim: Latex, Shmay-tex.....You gotta stop with all those balloons...that's what you meant, right? RIGHT! (*wink*) That is pretty egotistic of you to have a celebrations with (latex) balloons every time you have sex. HAAAAAaaaaa!The Retired Onehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02466803019073952351noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-72958514263686597992009-03-16T18:35:00.000-04:002009-03-16T18:35:00.000-04:00I concur w/ Kearsie on #9...And my excuse is...11....I concur w/ Kearsie on #9...<BR/><BR/>And my excuse is...<BR/><BR/>11. Again? I'm gonna get a latex allergy!!!<BR/><BR/>Nah, not really, but, I just might... ;)Insanitykimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05026989747334897393noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-29998206386196173312009-03-16T18:11:00.000-04:002009-03-16T18:11:00.000-04:00We generally take turns making excuses. Whoever g...We generally take turns making excuses. Whoever got turned down the most recently gets to wear the victim's crown and whine about how they never get any. Although I sometimes have to remind him that I was the last rejectee!<BR/><BR/>(BTW -- I think you're my doppelganger. We started our blogs about the same time, we each have 57 followers,and they're both The R--- Chronicles.Jeanne Estridgehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13096521122802823385noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-51008760787839938602009-03-16T17:23:00.000-04:002009-03-16T17:23:00.000-04:00Here's a good one:Sure, honey, let's have hot, ste...Here's a good one:<BR/><BR/>Sure, honey, let's have hot, steamy sex - but first I need to talk about the teetering economy and the fragile state of our Republic. What do you think will happen if capitalism as we know it completely collapses?Lynn Kellanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11347865234211013908noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-79009338913679779002009-03-16T17:12:00.000-04:002009-03-16T17:12:00.000-04:00Kearsie: No,no! That is number two on the list...h...Kearsie: No,no! That is number two on the list...hey, quick...get Kearsie the barf bucket!!!The Retired Onehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02466803019073952351noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-83872366507784937822009-03-16T17:10:00.000-04:002009-03-16T17:10:00.000-04:00HAHAHAAHAToday, my favorite number is 9. Also, I ...HAHAHAAHA<BR/><BR/>Today, my favorite number is 9. <BR/><BR/>Also, I kind of threw up a little in my mouth.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-88464348722933103572009-03-16T16:59:00.000-04:002009-03-16T16:59:00.000-04:00Two Greyhound Town: No problem! I enjoy your blog ...Two Greyhound Town: No problem! I enjoy your blog very much!!<BR/><BR/>JJ: I had trouble getting on your site today, did anyone else have problems? I will try again later. Anyway, I hve 3 words for your honey:<BR/>Vi-Ag-Ra!!!!! Maybe spring will put some spring into his step! ha (Good luck!!)The Retired Onehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02466803019073952351noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-27767166636258475792009-03-16T16:47:00.000-04:002009-03-16T16:47:00.000-04:00I'm not the one who makes up the excuses. My man i...I'm not the one who makes up the excuses. My man is nearly 7 years older but you'd think it was 27 years, the way he acts sometimes. lol!J.J. in L.A.https://www.blogger.com/profile/14394864319127058771noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803801517332763895.post-53010380766959687852009-03-16T16:42:00.000-04:002009-03-16T16:42:00.000-04:00Very funny. I think you have hit all my excuses. ...Very funny. I think you have hit all my excuses. LOL<BR/><BR/>Thanks for visiting my Greys and Things site so often. I appreciate it.Two Greyhound Townhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05121726016336858051noreply@blogger.com