I thought it was Route 66 or maybe Highway 41...which is by us...it goes from Copper Harbor Michigan all the way down to Florida...I know, because we drove it! And my butt knew it too!
Wonder what the significance of this was? The director's prison number? Lottery ticket numbers? My measurements (32-63-82..plus size 7 shoes). Okay, people, I am a slight bit on the wide hips side and my waist? Well, let's just say..blame it on the homemade apple pies from our orchard....
Go ahead, get the dictionary and check it out. We'll wait.
(When, oh when, will you trust me?)
Feel better now?
I mean, who needs to EAT
when you have beer?
I think we should form a group to support 10 percent instead of 7...are you WITH ME people??
Do the football teams know about this?
Remember the next time someone says: "heads or tails?"..automatically say TAILS...(unless of course, they are proposing sex to you..then, well, you are on your OWN. It's all about preferences, people!)
them humming in the key of F.
WHAT was his mother THINKING? Isn't this some form of child abuse?
Here, I would like you to meet my son, his name is Alyoisus Snuffleupagas.
And, can you imagine Alyoisus's first day in kindergarden?
"Today, children...we are going to learn how to write our NAMES."
And then he had that NOSE.....
I'd say both are good for twenty or thirty years of therapy.....
That is a riot! I wonder why he did that?
And, I think there is a urinal scene in the movie too...wonder who the dude is peeing next to him? Probably the President of some third world country or something....(It's not like I looked at his FACE in the scene, you know what I mean???)